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4:17 p.m.

Fact of the Week:  When I smile either (1) my top lip disappears or (2) I look like I’m snarling.
Last night’s dream:Two prissy women were up here from HQ working with Elitist.  They (the prissy women) ordered an obscene amount of supplies and I became enraged (I was shaking with anger) because there was nowhere to store the [...]

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12:26 p.m.

Fact of the Week:  When I was 13, I had so many posters (mostly of Kirk Cameron) on my wall that I refused to change clothes in my bedroom for fear of the posters seeing me naked.

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3:17 p.m.

Fact of the week:  I have had the same bottle of lemon vodka for six years.

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10:13 a.m.

Fact of the Week:  I changed my major six times over the course of 2.5 years in college. (marine biology/biology [I count these as one], sociology, psychology, business, child development, history)

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8:37 a.m.

Fact of the Week:  When I was 10, I wrote songs about Jesus and sang them while driving around the yard on my grandparent’s riding lawnmower.
-M

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