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Archive for January, 2008

6:00 p.m.

You know what’s fun?  Waking up at 3 a.m. to find your garage has partially flooded from your washing machine breaking.  It was awesome.  Thankfully the water wasn’t bad enough to cause a nervous breakdown.  I must have been a sight when I took a water pitcher and bucket in the garage so I could [...]

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8:52 a.m.

This is a wonderful read.
-M

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3:47 p.m.

There is nothing better than having a visitor to the office on a day when I’m wearing my baggy/comfortable clothes because I’m bloated, crampy and all-around feel like scheiss.
It’s the only risk to my job.  That and manila folder cuts. Oh and paper cuts to the lip. Those are painful!
-M

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3:39 p.m.

Oh, Canada. Your awesomeness continues.
-M
Also, I had a crazy dream last night and I woke up and told myself to at least remember key words.  The key words would then trigger my memory of the entire dream.  The only word I remember is vegetarian.  That, in and of itself, is proof of the craziness.

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11:41 a.m.

My New Year’s Resolutions:
1.  Obtain Diplomatic Immunity
2.  Become Independently Wealthy
3.  Replace Kitchen Faucet

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