You know what’s fun? Waking up at 3 a.m. to find your garage has partially flooded from your washing machine breaking. It was awesome. Thankfully the water wasn’t bad enough to cause a nervous breakdown. I must have been a sight when I took a water pitcher and bucket in the garage so I could [...]
Archive for January, 2008
6:00 p.m.
Posted in random thoughts on January 5, 2008 | Comments Off
This is a wonderful read.
-M
3:47 p.m.
Posted in random thoughts on January 3, 2008 | Comments Off
There is nothing better than having a visitor to the office on a day when I’m wearing my baggy/comfortable clothes because I’m bloated, crampy and all-around feel like scheiss.
It’s the only risk to my job. That and manila folder cuts. Oh and paper cuts to the lip. Those are painful!
-M
3:39 p.m.
Posted in random thoughts on January 3, 2008 | Comments Off
Oh, Canada. Your awesomeness continues.
-M
Also, I had a crazy dream last night and I woke up and told myself to at least remember key words. The key words would then trigger my memory of the entire dream. The only word I remember is vegetarian. That, in and of itself, is proof of the craziness.
11:41 a.m.
Posted in hockey, random thoughts on January 2, 2008 | Comments Off
My New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Obtain Diplomatic Immunity
2. Become Independently Wealthy
3. Replace Kitchen Faucet


