9:13 p.m.

Dear Dishwasher,
Thanks for ruining Christmas.  Eff You.
Love,
M
PS Lucky for you I have no objections to washing dishes by hand. 

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4:17 p.m.

Fact of the Week:  When I smile either (1) my top lip disappears or (2) I look like I’m snarling.
Last night’s dream:Two prissy women were up here from HQ working with Elitist.  They (the prissy women) ordered an obscene amount of supplies and I became enraged (I was shaking with anger) because there was nowhere to store the [...]

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10:58 a.m.

Two architectural terms that make me laugh:  Muffin Muncher & Flood Troll
Note to Pony: I had a dream last night that I invited you to lunch so I could show you the tattoo I got on my forearm.  It was two squiggly lines that twined together – one was blue, one was pink.  It apparently [...]

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3:23 p.m.

How to be socially inept:
Typically when Big Cheese and I are having a conversation, CP will stand near us, stare for about 30 seconds and walk away.  He did this today as I was getting ready to head out to lunch . However, he felt the need to say the following:
CP:  I wasn’t staring at [...]

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7:59 p.m.

Song of the Day:  Bounce by Timbaland
(I’m spending my iTunes gift card from my birthday – so far I’ve purchased Dixie Chicks “Taking the Long Way” and Timbaland’s “Shock Value.”)
-M

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