12:06 p.m.

Oh, badger, how I’ve missed thee.
-M

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10:25 a.m.

For the rest of the week, any and all tv shows or movies dealing with the paranormal and/or escaped convicts will be forbidden from being shown in my presence.  Regularly scheduled programming can resume Saturday afternoon.
-M

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3:37 p.m.

We work 42.5 hour work weeks. In return, we get an extra day off per month (without pay).  Since my primary duty is reception, I always work these “off Fridays” and take another day off.  My day off will come about the second week in November as my time off for next week (while B [...]

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3:00 p.m.

Dear Bossman,
Please let me leave the office right now. I just checked the DEQ webcam and there are NO LINES! The closer it gets to 5, the longer the lines will get.  Plus, they close at 5:30 which means I will have to get up early tomorrow and probably wait in line.
Thank you.
-M

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10.18.07

I wish we could do what they do in Katroo.
They sure know how to say “Happy Birthday to You!”
In Katroo, every year, on the day you were born
They start the day right in the bright early morn
When the Birthday Honk-Honker hikes up Mt. Zorn
And lets loose a big blast on the big Birthday Horn.
And the [...]

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